1. The Barbie.
The only thing
Barbie has, is her pretty face. Finish. She’s the type of woman that
doesn’t know much about anything. Hell, she doesn’t care much about
anything! As long as her pretty face is intact, the world can burn for
all she cares.
2. The Drama Queen.
Avoid
this person like a plague, even as a friend. She has no qualms about
creating a scene over a perceived sin. She would bawl her eyes out
loudly in public if she feels you don’t love her; or love her enough.
She cries, she’s passionate and yes, she looooves the attention.
3. The Party Animal.
There’s
nothing wrong with letting your hair down and having fun occasionally.
When it now becomes a way of life, nne, we have a problem. Sometimes one
needs to chill and enjoy the other person’s company. Not this lady. She
knows all the happening places in Lagos. And Abuja. And London. Her
friends are going. And she must be there too. The party animal will be
bored with you in no time.
4. The Cheat.
Seriously,
do I need to explain this? There is no way in the world to have a
meaningful relationship with someone who’s cheating on her boyfriend
with you. Even if she gets out of that relationship and starts a new one
with you, you know that she has no qualms about infidelity. She’s going
to cheat on you too. Period.
5. Nairabody.
“I
ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she aint messing with no broke
n…” This is the type of woman who craves the finer things in life and
expects a man to provide them. She’s with you only for the money. She
might actually ‘like’ you, but if you can’t buy her things and generally
assume responsibility as her personal cash dispenser, forget it; you
can’t get five minutes of her time. She’s a pro at using sex as a tool:
you get it when you pay. The moment she finds a more affluent man (that
is if she doesn’t have a bunch of you suckers around her pinky already),
she’s going to kick your broke behind to the curb. Expecting a steady
stable relationship from Nairabody is futile. There are better ways to
waste time and money.
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