Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?


I am not a huge fan of taking pictures but the few ones i have taken reminds of what i looked like when i took it,from my face to what i was wearing and any other reason for taking the shot,in this case, apart from the hand bags,i see NOTHING.perharps they have something else in mind to capture

Monday, 20 August 2012

CAN YOU SEE WHAT I AM SEEING?

Am i the only one seeing this?what kind of meal is this in the first place?

NATURE CALLS:IS THIS A TREE OR A HUMAN BEING

I am also confused because i stared at this picture for a long time and didnt come up with anything,believe me God has a good way of making things and nature has a beautiful way of presenting it.

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Rise of the Machines: Meet Bina48, the robot who can tell jokes, recite poetry and mimic humans


Almost every house in America has a microwave, toaster, refrigerator, TV and maybe a car, but someday, everyone may have their own personal robot.

It may sound too Jetsons to be true, but the Terasem Movement Foundation in Bristol, Vermont, is betting that personal robots will be a huge part of the lives of future generations.
The robots, they say, will be able to download people's personalities, serving as avatars and assistants to busy professionals and in some cases, replacing those who have been lost.
The foundation's prized possession is Bina48, one of the most sophisticated humanoid robots ever built, capable of independent thought, emotion, and even being interviewed by the MailOnline.

Hello:a
Hello: Bina48 is one of the most sophisticated humanoid robots ever built, capable of independent thought, emotion, and even being interviewed by the MailOnline
Bruce Duncan, 57, has been working with Bina48 for two years. During that time, the two have become close friends, sharing their everyday lives with one another.
Bina48 was made by uploading a real person's mindfile - or a compilation of memories, beliefs and feelings.
    Before Bina48 was 'born,' a flesh and blood woman named Bina Rothblatt was interviewed for more than 20 hours.
    That conversation, which touched upon topics throughout her childhood to her career, was then transcribed and uploaded to an artificial intelligence database.
    'That gives her a personality,' Mr Duncan said. 'She's very philosophical. She has favorite movies and music and poems.

    Thursday, 5 July 2012

    LOBATAN!!!! N.3m Church Money Turns To Mere Paper

    Fear and confusion gripped residents of Hwolshe in Jos, when N300, 000 church collection suddenly turned to a bundle of papers as it was about to be deposited in the bank.

    The money, which belonged to St. Mary’s Parish, Hwolshe in Jos South Local Government was handed to Miss Ifeoma Eze, the Church Secretary to be deposited in the bank before the mystery occurred.

    Eze told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Wednesday that she had filled the teller at the main branch of Jos Zenith with the money wrapped in polythene but saw papers when she was about to give the cash to the cashier.

    “The money was intact when I left home for the bank but on getting to the counter, I opened the polythene bag only to discover that it has turned to bundles of papers.

    “I was so confused and scared; I started screaming and was oblivious of the attention I was attracting as bewildered customers tried to console me,” she told NAN.

    She said that she was particularly confused because she was wondering how to relay the story to the Parish Priest who entrusted the money to her.

    Wednesday, 4 July 2012

    STOP AND SEARCH BEFORE ENTERING THE CHURCH AUDITORIUM


    This just one of the wackiest Naija pics i have ever seen,Church members have to queue before entering the church and the funniest part of it is that they also have to be searched,i guess that makes them all a suspect....lol....... see wetin boko-haram cause,so they have to get to church by7am so that service can start by 9am....lwkmd

    Monday, 2 July 2012

    Woman Attempts Drowning Apprentice over Affair with Husband

    Mrs Eunice Akpais is 37 years old and a successful seamstress also known as fashion designer by all standards. But she is now battling hard to convince the men of the Nigeria Police that she did not deliberately push a young woman, Ladun, who also is her apprentice into a well. Eunice’s fashion designing outfit is situated around Omoladun Street, Alagbado area of Lagos State while she lives with her husband, Frank, at Willy Bankole Street, Off Ile-Epo area of Agbado/Oke-Odo Local Government Area of the state. Eunice reportedly has no fewer than seven matured girls learning the fashion designing trade under her auspices. Frank, her husband, reportedly works for a brewery in Sango-Ota, Ogun State. Frank’s schedule of work in his office includes two days off from work every week. This, he reportedly often spends in company of his wife. Of all the seven apprentices under her, Eunice is said to have a soft spot for Ladun and this she does not. Ladun, 24, is so trusted by her boss that she is the only one that the latter allows to go on errands for her in her house. It was reported that on countless oc-casions, Eunice had invited Ladun to social outings outside their fashion de-signing work. Also, anytime there was a backlog of work that might require pass-ing the night in the shop, it was always Ladun that would be asked to stay with her by her boss in the shop while the oth-ers would be asked to go home. 

    It was reported that when Eunice put to bed two years ago, Ladun spent a week at her boss’s residence helping to tend to the new born. However, all that had become history.Unknown to

    Monday, 11 June 2012

    FOR THE MUSLIM BROTHERS,ISLAMIC DATING SITE WHERE YOU CAN MEET WOMEN

    I dont mean to direspect the islamic religion,but if this women are fully covered how do they intend to find a man,wait o,how will the man see what he is getting into,i guess from the eyes,hmm this is a very serious matter,so to my fellow muslim brothers who are single and needs a sister,and to my fellow sister who needs a brother,please feel free to join.




    Friday, 8 June 2012

    Relax its just a cake,See the worst baby shower cakes ever baked

    Baby showers are supposed to be a sweet way to celebrate the pending birth of a child, with homely gifts and fluffy toys.But if these cakes are anything to go by, the usually sweet tea-parties appear to be morphing into a cringe-worthy equivalent of the synonymous hens night.Headless pregnant torsos, graphic birth scenes and newborns that resemble stillbirths are just a few cakes that have taken center stage at baby showers.

    I'm coming out: A headless baby matches the headless mother on this awkward baby shower cake
    I'm coming out: A headless baby matches the headless mother on this awkward baby shower cake

    The awkward cakes, compiled by Cake Wrecks, were emailed by offended baby shower attendees, or those with a strange sense of humour.
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