Saturday, 26 May 2012

DERENLE EDUN SHARES THE QUALITIES HE WANTS IN HIS WIFE-PLS I CANT LAFF ALONE

 With all the news flying around that Nigeria popular red carpet host,actor an TV presenter is gay,well it looks like some of us just judge based on his physical appearance, and some believed in the rumors, Derenle Edun granted an interview to Punch Newspaper and to everyone's amazement he describes what he wants his wife to look like or wait does his wife has to be a  man too?Well the weirdo is scared of commitment for now and feels he is still young i guess that means he is not in rush to get the below listed attribute even if he has to grow old waiting for her,becuz basically i have not met any woman in my world that fits into Derenle description as a wife,maybe i am not going out enough then #whew#


Denrele’s wife, in his own words:

1.“She has just got to have a flat tummy.”

2.“She has just got to have long legs.”

3.“She has just got to have a slim figure.”



4.“I need a woman who will like me for who I am: a weirdo.”

5.“I need a woman who will not try to change me because she will never succeed.”

6.“She must be neat.”

7.“She must be the type that wears clean underwear.”

8.“She must be ready to wear high-heeled shoes all the time like me.” (Does he wear them high-heeled shoes when he’s playing daddy and mummy?)

9.“The woman I will say, “Yes I do” to must not be afraid to flaunt her sexuality.” (Em, considering the meaning of ‘sexuality’ does that mean she has to let the world know if she is, say, straight, lesbian or transgender?)

10.“I mean, if a man doesn’t look at my lady, there is something wrong somewhere.”

11.“So, she must be a head turner.”

12.She must be able to cook because I like good food.

13.“Importantly, the lady that I will give the wedding ring should have a wild streak because I wake up every morning with a loud shout.”

14.“I expect my idea woman to do the same.” (what kind of shouting does a married couple do in the morni— Oh. Never mind.)

15.“I like my woman to have a reading habit.”

16.“She must be in love with books.”

17.“She should be able to talk because I am a chatterbox.”

18.“She must…”

19.“I expect…”

20.“I need…”

21.“I demand…”

Give her a cape, a Marvel Comics name, and her own superpowers and it’s apparent – Denrele wants a female “Avenger”.

Thankfully, all this is just by the way. Because, you see, even though he tells the interviewer he is “a ladies’ man”, he also says: “I’ve not achieved my goals yet. I’m still young. And to admit the truth, I’m too scared of the commitment of marriage right now.”


I bet you that with this kind of list i wont be ready for marriage till i tour the world,personally i cant imagine waking up in the morning and finding Derenle by my side #screaming in helen paul's voice#

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